“Happy Birthday Duvel, five years as a publisher’s dog, quite an achievement old chap. Oh, Oh, don’t give me that look! Come on Duvel, I know you think, we are a nuisance, but it is your Birthday. We will be really nice today, I promise. We will not steal the bosses cookies, mess up her office or dig through the rubbish for goodies. We will even leave your precious sticks alone, ok? Look at that cute little toy. I wonder how long that will last. But anyway, cheer up. It is a happy day. Look, we even brought you a present. You will love it. You don’t have to share, if you don’t want to…”